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The Nibble Big 10 is Formed!

Deep in the heart of the brutal land of "Pencil-Vania", exists an immortal Coach known only as "Joe."  He looks out over the ominous mountains that surround 
his valley, searching for the Coach who one day might claim his throne.  His team of Lions have dominated the land for as long as anyone can remember, besting all challengers on the Blood Bowl pitch.  But the winds of change are sweeping across these hills, and a new band of Coaches hope to stake their claim on this title... Lord of these mountains, King of the Lions!     Welcome to the Nittany Blood Bowl League (NiBBL)!

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Season 2: Week 2

Hello boys and girls, it's time for the weekly report! And what a week it was! Every team has managed at least a draw after two weeks' worth of matches. Obviously, this could only mean one thing.... Nuffle is messing with our brains by creating the illusion of competitiveness! Or in the case of the all those resurrection type teams, the gooey mess that used to be their brains! On to the game recaps!

Mr. Spikey and his Gang of miscreants visited their evil compatriots the Villains of Yore. The Dark Elves quickly jumped out to an early lead against the Undead team. In his post-game interview, Mr. Spikey head coach Xbeaker admitted that making new "friends" was his team's primary focus. But every time the decomposing Gang tried to get close to the slippery elves, the Villains simply kept moving down the pitch. Even after recovering two onside kicks and scoring two touchdowns in the second half to take the win, Mr. Spikey just couldn't manage to make any new friends. Da Basher, coach of the Dark Elven squad, was unfazed by the loss. All of his players survived the zombie-touch and FOUR of his key players gained enough game experience to learn new skills and abilities! Da Basher's sly grin indicates he's in this for the long haul!

The Dragon Horde limped into their game against the Ashen Fist having to hire two Skinks out of the crowd. In true underdog fashion however, one of those little guys stole the show! The journeymen fill-in completed a pass that led to a touchdown and earned MVP honors by constantly frustrating the Khemri Tomb Guardians! The Skinks dodged around the pitch like they owned the place, and pulled out a 3 to 0 win for the Lizardman side. Sadly, neither of the two scrubs will be joining the team. The Horde's Saurus captains felt shown up by the cocky little pricks and ate the pair of them as a warning to the other Skinks! Meanwhile, it looks like it's feast or famine for the Ashen Fist. When this team is rolling, they're dead on. When they're not, they're just dead!

The fast and agile Woodland Rashes squared off against the powerful Stirland Swamp Things in the third match of the week. Sure enough, the foul stench of Nurgle stymied the Wood Elven scoring attack! The Swamp Things bashed their way to a 1 to 0 lead before that trick turning Wardancer tied the match on the very last turn of the game! Will anyone be able to stop the Rashes' scoring machine? Quick, someone tell her she's fat!

And just last night, Ba-Zerka matched up against Grrr ooo... puppie in a battle destined for the history books! In the highlight of the match, the mighty Norse lineman Rexxor stood before a towering Black Orc and refused to yield his position! When the Black Orc raised his meaty fists to strike, Rexxor threw an elbow to the beast's throat dropping him dead! With no Apothecary on the sideline, the Orc team looked like the little lost puppies they love to snack on! The rest of the Norse team rallied to their brother's call for blood and emerged with a 2 to 1 victory. Once again Nuffle has imposed His will! He who spurns an Apothecary after their first match shall suffer His wrath!

No sooner than we could put the finishing touches on week 2, week 3 had begun! The Orcs, learning from their mistake (who knew?), have kidnapped an Apothecary for their match against Mr. Spikey and Gang. The rampaging Norse team Ba-Zerka hope to carry the momentum from their first win into their match against the Stirland Swamp Things. A fully healthy Dragon Horde squad will attempt to slow down the Woodland Rashes' star player. Finally, the Villains or Yore will face the Ashen Fists in a game of skill versus brute strength!

As always, may Nuffle have mercy on your soul!

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