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The Nibble Big 10 is Formed!


Deep in the heart of the brutal land of "Pencil-Vania", exists an immortal Coach known only as "Joe."  He looks out over the ominous mountains that surround 
his valley, searching for the Coach who one day might claim his throne.  His team of Lions have dominated the land for as long as anyone can remember, besting all challengers on the Blood Bowl pitch.  But the winds of change are sweeping across these hills, and a new band of Coaches hope to stake their claim on this title... Lord of these mountains, King of the Lions!     Welcome to the Nittany Blood Bowl League (NiBBL)!

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NiBBL Big Ten Season 1 Preview

Welcome to our largest gathering of Blood Bowl coaches yet! The NiBBL Big Ten (Nittany Blood Bowl League) is ready to begin, so let's introduce you to the teams!

Our first team is Beasts of Rock, who hope to bring glory to Nurgle by spreading plague and foulness to the Blood Bowl pitch! Mission accomplished. We tried to convince Coach Da Basher to have his players where bags over their heads to hide the ugly, but he would have none of it! He wants his team to be proud of who they are... even if every last one of them looks like Eric Stolz from "The Mask"!

New to the league is Coach Black Bedlam who brings his team Bedlam's Blackguard to the party. Word on the street is that Coach Bedlam took extra care in selecting and honing his Necromantic team, and other coaches best be prepared for a solid squad. If this team loses, it will be ALL on the Coach. You hear that Bedlam? ALLLLL ONNNN YOUUUUUU!

Butts_McCraken will be coached by Coach brtm5. Our second new coach loves two things in this world... Speed and underscores! And his Skaven team has both in abundance! Best_of_luck_Coach_brtm5_and_welcome_to_the_league!

To round out our list of new coaches, let's throw out a warm welcome to Coach Rathgarde and his Dark Elf team Evisceration of the Ran'K. Any coach that can toss around 5 syllable words like they were Halflings should not be trifled with! Their team motto, "Entrails are our bread crumbs to your endzone", tells us all we need to know about this nasty bunch.

Coach wpc105 has "high" hopes for his High Elf team the Highhold Avengers. The skill of the elves is legendary, so expect a lot of highlights. If Coach wpc105 can take this team to new heights, we might soon all be singing along to their theme song "Because I Got High"!

Next up we have a pair of Chaos teams. The other league coaches would only approve the entry of TWO Chaos teams on the condition that they could hate them both equally. Coach Robu's Khorne Borne is prepped and ready to run rampant over all challengers! This experienced Coach already has one league title under his belt, and his Chaos recruits suggest a rather less than friendly type of play style, so expect some tough battles. If "Slam Ram" doesn't send shivers up your spin, nothing will! And I don't even want to BEGIN to think about what "The Fister" will be doing.

Most hated Chaos team number 1B will belong to Coach Zettal and his Riotous Rumblers. I know the question on everyone's mind is, "what happens when Chaos plays Chaos?" Will Chaos ensue, or will Chaos cancel out Chaos and we'll be left with fuzzy bunnies and flowers? Luckily we only have to wait until Week 2 to find out!

Coach Lawnmower will reprise his role as coach of the Woodland Rashes. He promises they will be just as skillful as the first iteration. (Editor's note: When using the word "skillfull" the author actually means "annoying"). Unfortunately for the rest of us, the Rashes finished 2nd in our last league! And if Nightshade leads the league in touchdowns once again, it'll prove that lightning really can strike twice. Especially if you employ a Wizard! (Editor's note: The author clearly hates Nightshade, but is trying to be nice. What he wants to convey is that he thinks Nightshade is a dirty, dirty tramp and should be treated as such).

The Union will be Coach xbeaker's entry into the ruckus! Coach xbeaker has had previous success with an Undead Team, but he may very well experience a rough transition into playing the frail Elves. It's almost as if xbeaker opted for a sex-change surgery. He was once a man, but decided to become a woman. He was once strong and dangerous, and now he is weak and glamorous. Interesting...

Finally, we have our most recent league champion, Coach Larkstar, and his Vampire team Vampz n the Hood. Apart from wanting to showcase his very disturbing sense of humor, Coach Larkstar is looking to prove he's not a one hit wonder! Perhaps he should of thought of that before going all-in with Vampire recruits named "Ice Teeth" and "Sir Sux-A-Lot"?

Ladies and gentle-coaches, your NiBBL Big Ten teams! Best of luck to all our coaches in the upcoming season, and may Nuffle be with you!
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